• My Dick Might Not Be 12 Inches But It Smells Like A Foot Shirt
  • My Dick Might Not Be 12 Inches But It Smells Like A Foot Shirt
  • My Dick Might Not Be 12 Inches But It Smells Like A Foot Shirt
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My Dick Might Not Be 12 Inches But It Smells Like A Foot Shirt

My Dick Might Not Be 12 Inches But It Smells Like A Foot Shirt

$19.95 USD
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Color: Black

Size Guide

To ensure the best fit, it is recommended to measure your own garments and compare them to the sizes listed above. Measurements should be taken while the garment is laid flat. Width is measured from armpit to armpit, while length is measured from the highest point of the shoulder to the bottom hem. This method will provide the most accurate comparison for selecting the appropriate size.

T-Shirts Size Chart

Size Width Length
S 18 28
M 20 29
L 22 30
XL 24 31
2XL 26 32
3XL 28 33
4XL 30 34
5XL 32 35

 

Sweatshirts Size Chart

Size Width Length
S 20 26
M 22 27
L 24 28
XL 26 29
2XL 28 30
3XL 30 31
4XL 32 32
5XL 34 33

 

Hoodies Size Chart

Size Width Length
S 20 26
M 22 27
L 24 28
XL 26 29
2XL 28 30
3XL 30 32
4XL 32 33
5XL 34 34


My Dick Might Not Be 12 Inches But It Smells Like A Foot Shirt: Laugh-Out-Loud Absurdity Unleashed

Get ready to crack a grin with the My Dick Might Not Be 12 Inches But It Smells Like A Foot Shirt, a cheeky masterpiece of humor that turns self-deprecation into a riotous statement. Perfect for those who revel in the absurd, this design pokes fun at exaggerated bravado with a twist so wild it’s guaranteed to spark chuckles at any barstool or backyard BBQ.

 This funny shirt flips the script with a pun so pun-gent - merging size boasts with a foot-foul twist - that it’s become a hit among friends trading laughs over beers. Wear it proudly as a badge of wit, embracing the ridiculousness.

  • Material: Made from soft, premium cotton.
  • Size: Available in S to 5XL
  • Color: Black, Dark Heather, Navy.
  • Fit: Regular fit.
  • Made in: United States

Care Instructions:

  • Machine wash cold with like colors; tumble dry on low to preserve the vibrant print.
  • Store folded or hung to keep the fabric flat and the design intact.
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